Draco, who did you lose your virginity to? And have you taken anyone's virginity?
That’s extremely personal. - Draco
He lost his virginity to me. We were 15; it was drunken and awkward. - Pansy
Sigh, thank you Pansy. - Draco
You’re welcome. I’m also 100% certain that he took Granger’s golden snitch by the way they always acted, but he’ll never admit to that in his mopey state. - Pansy
Pansy, can we be best friends?
Send me an application. and we’ll see. - Pansy
An application? Because it’s such a hard job being friends with you? A ful time gig - Blaise
Yes. Yes it is, Blaise. - Pansy
What's your guilty pleasures?;)
Masturbation. - Theo
Um, EW. I was going to say chocolate cremes, but I think i’ll go vomit instead and never eat them again. - Pansy
Same. - Draco
Same. - Blaise
Same. - Astoria
Same. - Crabbe & Goyle
Same. - Millicent
Same. - Prof. Snape
Professor Snape!? GUYS. I WAS JOKING. - Theo
Sure you were. - Draco
narcissa, haven't you heard the news? draco finally started to use the potty. it was kinda of sad hearing people making fun of him tbh.
Theo, I swear to fucking god. - Draco
Oh, don’t be silly, he learned quite young. It was wetting the bed that was the issue for some time. - Narcissa
The bed, eh?….- Theo
Mother, please. - Draco
Abraxas, what did you think of Narcissa? Also, have you ever slapped/wanted to slap Lucius?
I think my son was blessed to find such a devoted, lovely, strong woman to marry, and have such a wonderful grandson with. And of course. I think i’ve run out of slaps to give Lucius given how he was in his youth.
Plenty of times I just wanted to wring his neck for acting up so much. - A. Malfoy
Wow whoever said Tom was the sexiest Slytherin... dafuq? Like obviously it is Lucius. Damn him and that sexy head of blonde hair! (by the way, Lucius, I'm touching your hear whether you like it or not.)
Ew. - Draco
Shush, son. If you touch my hair, i’ll curse you. But I thank you for the immense compliment. - Lucius Malfoy
Theodore, you are perfect.
What the.. are you still running this so everyone can see it. My friend just opened it and then the golden trio walked by. They stopped and read it. These were their reactions: Hermione: Yes Ron I've seen this, it's pathetic. Don't be ridiculous..I. HOW DARE HE WRITE THAT? Harry: This is sick. Ron: (I'm leaving the swearwords out). I don't think that I've ever laughed that much.
Good to know we affect them so much. - Draco
More like, good to know I can lap up in the attention some more, eh Malfoy? - Blaise
No, it’s more like, ‘WOW, Granger actually thought about me one time!!’” - Theo
Or maybe it’s more like Theo should go to hell? - Draco
What if i told you theres a secret passageway from the dungeons boy dormitories to the gryffindor girls room, built by Hercules the Horny in 1196?
I would say that’s incredibly invasive and pervy. - Pansy
I would say that’s a great way to get hexed. Useful if any of them actually liked me. - Theo
I think maybe I should use it tonight and talk to Granger. My only issue is if she’s gonna be absent and downstairs with Weasley, or Potter. - Draco
He’ll punch you out….actually, she’ll punch you out. But….it’s your funeral. - Theo
What happend to Hermione draco?
She’s off gallivanting with Potter and Weasley, probably, I don’t care. - Draco
I caught her looking at you during lunch, actually. You were too brooding and much too stubborn to actually try and talk it out. Maybe go talk to her? - Astoria
I - but…- Draco
Just go, for Merlin’s sake. I’m sick of the Malfoy Pity Parade you keep throwing yourself. - Daphne