Forever the Purest

Welcome to The Slytherin Owlery!

Ask us anything, unworthy Muggles and Wizards alike.

Since apparently everyone is so fascinated with our good looks and intelligence, we thought we'd answer questions from the common public, you know, to amuse ourselves. Not just boost our egos, obviously.

Submissions and Asks now open.

So what are you waiting for? Ask us anything, we're waiting.


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I’ve gotten nearly 50 followers in one day, crying :’)

Draco, every time you say "My Father will hear about this" don't you think Narcissa would like to hear about it too? Just sayin'
Anonymous

slytherin-owlery:

Narcissa, my dear mother, might like to hear about it, but she shouldn’t. She hears about things, and then worries her little head off, thinking i’m going to scrape my finger or be offended by one little quip that Potter makes. - Draco

Darling, did he say something to you again? Do you need me to come to Hogwarts, is that why you’re so grumpy?! - Narcissa

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NOT NOW MOTHER, PLEASE. - Draco

I saw the Weasel and Granger fucking each other today(oh don't come with questions. They were in the libary). Why should Draco have a chance?
Anonymous

slytherin-owlery:

She can bang whoever she likes, but when it boils down to it, who has the better defense?

Weasels reaction would be this:

And all I’d have to do to get her to come round is look at her.

You be the judge. - Draco

Draco is so cute, I just want to hug him and tell him how pretty he is. *opens arms* May I?
Anonymous

slytherin-owlery:

As long as it’s not as awkward as this, I suppose so.

- Draco

Draco, what's your perfect type of girl?
Anonymous

slytherin-owlery:

Plump, juicy, and…….green.

Hi Tom! What is your favorite place in Hogwars?

slytherin-owlery:

Your room, darling. Join me.

- T.R

Why is everyone so obsessed with Draco? He's awesome, but I think Theo and Blaise some need recognition, too.
Anonymous

slytherin-owlery:

Cause i’m the baddest bitch in town.

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- Draco xox

is draco dating hermione or harry?
Anonymous

slytherin-owlery:

We can never be sure.

Sometimes I think it’s both, sometimes I think he just likes fucking with us and has an agreement with them to pull a really big prank.

- Theo

See, he’s sitting in the corner like the arsehole he is, shaking his head and laughing.

- Pansy

Volemort..you looked so hot when you were in school..
Anonymous

slytherin-owlery:

I already knew this.

- T.R

Any of you watch Game of Thrones?

slytherin-owlery:

No, King Joffrey is detestable. I hate him and the whoel show. - Draco

I think you don’t like him because it’s like looking in a mirror, eh Drakey?

- Theo

I am seriously going to injure you, Nott. - Draco