Forever the Purest

Welcome to The Slytherin Owlery!

Ask us anything, unworthy Muggles and Wizards alike.

Since apparently everyone is so fascinated with our good looks and intelligence, we thought we'd answer questions from the common public, you know, to amuse ourselves. Not just boost our egos, obviously.

Submissions and Asks now open.

So what are you waiting for? Ask us anything, we're waiting.

If you'd like to help out, please donate to the education fund! Any amount helps :)

There is a man in this bar my friend works at who is playing a set for open mic right now.

He looks EXACTLY like Rupert Grint but sounds similar to Tom Felton when he puts on his American accent, but singing-wise. It is quite a sight to behold.

Thought you ought to know.

Why don't you ever answer my asks?! it upsets me :(

I’m really sorry! I have so many in my inbox and a lot are repeats! Keep sending them, I’ll get there eventually!

This is the LAMEST shit ever, and I feel like a HUGE fucking goon for even trying this with you lovelies because I don’t consider myself important enough in your busy lives to be worthy of such a cause, but….

I set up a paypal donate button on the blog sidebar. It’s for my university fund for next year. I’ve been broke and unemployed for months now, no job offers for the crazy amount of interviews I’ve had. Can barely pay for internet, let alone food. Basically, this is a not-so-shameless last resort.

Anyways, since I have the best followers on tumblr, I figured it wouldn’t hurt to ask. You can give me a penny and i’ll be so happy. Anything helps :)

Snape you are so fucking hot it hurts and I want you to pleasure me.

has draco read any dramione fics?

Of course I have.

But it’s well-meaning. I think…..- Draco

And sexy. - Theo

Uh…… - Draco

Come one, I live for that stuff. You love the smut, Draco, don’t deny it ;) - Theo

Professor Snape, I don't understand why every one other than the slytherins tend to loath you, And all the other nonsense, sure you are strict because being one is actually good, it actually help students learn and push them. But the mean and rudeness, I don't really know about that because most Slytherins are like that or probably something else, don't believe in jamesfan/snape haters. And what they say about you, they don't know who you truly are and just remember, you got supporters. :)

Without a shadow of doubt, this girl wants to bang you, Professor Snape. How does that feel? - Theo

Oh please don’t- - Pansy

It’s disturbing. And mildly flattering. - Prof. Snape

Draco, I'm gonna be real honest with you, okay? Hermione might have dumped you, but she'll come back and I'm sure off it. I mean, have you seen yourself? And you have traits every girl grts attracted to. You're intelligent, cocky and prideful, and also you're really handsome. So if Hermione doesn't come back I might think Weasley has hexed her or something

Yes. I’m sure my being cocky and prideful was what drew her to me, and what will win her back…..- Draco

And sarcasm! You forgot sarcasm! - Theo

Go away. - Draco

And let’s not leave out unfailingly kind! - Theo

Draco? Do you want to build a snowman? Come on, let's go and play. I never see you anymore, come out the door, it's like you've gone away!

Don’t you know I hate winter? Fuck off, Anna.

- Draco Malfoy


Have you lot ever forgotten the password to the common room?

Excuse you, we’re not stupid. No. - Daphne

Crabbe forgets almost daily, if you remember. But that can’t be helped really, can it? - Draco